errrmmmm
Captions please 
NO I wasn’t smoking in the motor 
that new cab heater is awesome 
smooooookin
YOU’RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF!
Hotshot delevery coming thru!!!
any one for a barbie
YOUR FIRED!!!
sorry
coal powered truck catches on.
New i shouldn’t have run it on chip fat
hang on i will look again
yep its definately on fire
the fire brigade is too busy at the moment sir pumping water away please call again when the rain has stopped
Flaming yank rubbish
“Hey Trev guess what, some ■■■■ at our company has set fire to his truck”
“Trev?”
“Trev?”
Great answers one and all, but IMHO there are two contenders for the most apt caption. In no particular order:
Option 1.
dieseldave gets burned (A certain person can clearly be seen ordering another petrol delivery. )
Option 2.
Sockpuppet tries double declutching
After all, he did write:
Sockpuppet:
Decided to practice some DDC at work tonight. I dont know what it was but I smelt burning.
Sockpuppet: This is pure banter, but I did beat myself up first
IT WAS LIKE THAT WHEN I GOT HERE 
“Yeah, it’s a Michelin 295/80R22.5. Better bring two with you”
“My Spaghetti Bolognese will be ruined!”
That company transports expensive cars, i’m no manager, but i’m thinking that’s got to be bad for business 
Charles
Is that the Best Western? I think I need a room.
“nope, i think its beyond dipping the headlights”…