Found this picture earlier and could’nt help wander.
If the genuine driver was at the wheel and the truck had’nt been stolen and dumped
What possible excuse could he have for such a precision piece of trick parking 
Maybe the fact it was an Iveco ( according to the mudflap ) had something to do with it
Well Boss…
You know you said the company was going under■■?
I think the immigrant driver misunderstood the term “puddle jumping”
“I’ve Missed the boat Boss”
" I’ve erm flooded the engine"
BLOODY SAT NAV!
Is that what they mean by “working on the side”?
He was told to dip the lights !
“Luke, I am your father!”
SPLASH!!!
(I’m going to be shocked if no-one gets that one)
SWraith:
“Luke, I am your father!”SPLASH!!!
(I’m going to be shocked if no-one gets that one)
GOT ME! sorry 
dvd’s, laptop, problems staying in a straight line■■?
lmao.
hate to be pedantic BUT…
Luke Skywalker was in Star Wars not Battlestar Galactica
Not that i’ve watched either of them…
Free trailer wash. Nearside only. 
Maybe he was testing the watertight seals on the doors
SWraith:
dvd’s, laptop, problems staying in a straight line■■?lmao.
Ah the bloke on the M6,
i’m a bit slow at this time of night
come to think of it any more beer and i’ll be completely stopped.
There must be an easier way to cool the brakes off. 
alfa man:
SWraith:
dvd’s, laptop, problems staying in a straight line■■?lmao.
Ah the bloke on the M6,
i’m a bit slow at this time of night
come to think of it any more beer and i’ll be completely stopped.
lmao alfa, I’m beginning to think the same way, pity to let this red wine go to waste after only two glasses.
‘we’ve had bigger than that in here drive’…
Slightly off the point of the thread I know, but best place for an Iveco I think - as an artificial reef. Is that guy trying to push it under? He must be the driver…
Dont know about the driver but the bloke in the middle looks like ‘‘a nice boy’’