Some members are warped thas why i like the captions i get a laugh out of them.
A few tie raps and tape and no one will ever know
Is that one of them wheelie trucks? 
The Transformer still needs some work, but we’re getting there.
Cockroach regrets bunking down in Mersyside …‘Gimme back my legs you ■■■■■■■■■■
■■■■■■■ SPEED BUMPS! 
When you said a trip to Mars i thought you meant Slough.
I haven’t got my kit for a night ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut!!!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Thunderbirds are go!
Well boss…i couldn’t quite shake the last bit of muck out of the tub 
Told you it was too heavy! 
Bloody Fly Tippers
I think there might be a problem with the out-riggers…
VOSA guy to driver; when i said i wanted to inspect your tyres i meant while they were still on the ground… 
FAT-BOY:
Bloody Fly Tippers
thats the best so far
What makes you think there’s a magnet on the gear box?
I can see my house from here!
Well boss, I did warn you it says daf not RAF! (I know it’s not a daf)
It’s the R.M from the high V low thread.
Is this what they mean by “Tip A Truck”?
“well boss, i’ve got a problem with the cab steps… they don’t reach the floor!”
WELL BOSS things are starting to look up .
Look boss…Another 2 quid an hr…I’ll make the ■■■■■■ fly!