To the tune of ‘You are My Sunshine’
You are a scouser,
A filthy scouser,
You’re only happy,
On giro day,
Your mum’s out thieving,
Your dad’s drug dealing,
So please don’t take,
My hubcaps away.
Why do Man ure fans insist on standing at old Trafford
It’s a long drive u[p from Kent and they have to stretch their legs
ill let the image do the talking 
Joshh:
ill let the image do the talking
Wheres your hands?
Courts finally decided to chop em off cos you nick so much. 