I have for a while now been looking for a way to get out Truck driving, but have been at a loss as to what to do instead, but in a blinding flash of light while watching the finale of im a celebrity I saw my new career, i am going to open a shop selling ■■■■■■■■■ Mattwhatsisname ate one and seemed to relish it.
You could sell family sized ■■■■■■■■■ for sunday roasts.
■■■■■■■■■ by the pound.
Flavored ■■■■■■■■■.
Pubs could sell crunchy ■■■■■■■■■.
■■■■■■■■■ with or without hair.
Im sure the food industry discards millions of ■■■■■■■■■ every year so they could probably be bought very cheap, there are for instance 700 free ones in the house of commons.
I could bring out cookbooks by celeberity chefs on how to curry/boil/fry/bake ■■■■■■■■■.
I have have let you into my scheme to become filthy rich in order to do some consumer research, as quite a lot of what we eat in motorway sevices and rat bars tastes like ■■■■, what do you think.
