Earn money by displaying a “How’s My Driving?” sign on your truck, along with an 0906 number (£1.50 per minute which you can aquire through BT).
Then simply drive around like a complete ■■■■■
now that could be a very nice little earner hmmmmmmmm
I’m a tipper driver (most of the time) so I already do the second part. Just need to get that number sorted…
Paul
Everywhere you stop ask if you can borrow their phone and ring up and ‘report’ yourself, thereby earning even more 
repton:
I’m a tipper driver (most of the time) so I already do the second part. Just need to get that number sorted…Paul
You’ll be able to retire soon! 
We had em on our old vans
0898 GETALIFE
0898 SAMARITANS
0898 ILIKEDOGGING
The last one didnt last that long 