The 5 Word Story

[cattle_wagon_man]

when made with curdled milk

[harry_gill]

hiya,
and left over cold custard
thanks harry, long retired.

[cattle_wagon_man]

from any M.S.A. dysfunctual kitchen

[kitkat]

used the box instead,bloody

[dave_1]

kaber tossing sporan wearers to

[harry_gill]

hiya,
who’s hygiene was very “iffy”
thanks harry, long retired.

[cattle_wagon_man]

with a highly-pungent whiffy smell

[harry_gill]

hiya,
a cross between old socks
thanks harry, long retired.

[cattle_wagon_man]

and a fishmongers wifes underwear

[harry_gill]

hiya,
and the fishmonger’s old underpants
thanks harry, long retired.

[cattle_wagon_man]

worn (sometimes) by his wife

[harry_gill]

hiya,
but mostly round her ankles
thanks harry, long retired.

[cattle_wagon_man]

when they were both filleting

[harry_gill]

hiya,
down behind the filleting table
thanks harry, long retired.

[cattle_wagon_man]

when she gave him crabs

[brados]

but not the eating kind

[cattle_wagon_man]

which made cycling very uncomfortable

[harry_gill]

hiya,
so she bought some roller-blades
thanks harry, long retired.

[cattle_wagon_man]

fitted with powerful (h)air-raising brakes

[harry_gill]

hiya,
which she applied too quickly
thanks harry, long retired.