causing her false teeth to
hiya,
fly down the nearest grid
thanks harry, long retired.
and ensnaring a sewer rat
hiya,
which got the biggest fright
thanks harry, long retired.
hell,these foreign objects dont,
hiya,
Looks like thats it then
“FINITO”
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said Rowland , the Rentokill rep
hiya,
as he packed his equiptment
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And headed for an alley
hiya,
where a huge infestation abounded
thanks harry, long retired.
because of binmen on strike
hiya,
but Rentokill man sorted it
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putting photographs of Vanessa Feltz
hiya,
at intervals down the alley
thanks harry, long retired.
frightening the kids as well
as any normal sane bloke
wouldn`t want to tackle that
and she is only size
( numbers don`t go high enough 
)
hiya,
but size umpteen-+ will do
thanks harry, long retired.