The 5 Word Story

[hunter]

tampon made too much smoke,

[brados]

but not quite as cold

[harry_gill]

hiya,
usually covered with belly warmers.
thanks harry, long retired.

[brados]

but not big enough here

[oddsodz]

because it was damp and

[cattle_wagon_man]

for D.T.R. to comment upon

[brados]

so instead he set off

[cattle_wagon_man]

to the Pub for a

[harry_gill]

hiya,
drop of falling down liquid
thanks harrt, long retired.

[cattle_wagon_man]

but the Pub was closed

[harry_gill]

hiya,
so he used some anti-freeze
thanks harry, long retired.

[cattle_wagon_man]

mixed with red diesel and

[harry_gill]

hiya,
got pulled by HM Customs.
thanks harry, long retired.

[cattle_wagon_man]

for illicit whisky-making equipment found

[pat_hasler]

Hard to light, so she …

[harry_gill]

hiya,
but he was only weighing-in
thanks harry, long retired.

[cattle_wagon_man]

before loading-up with full bottles

[harry_gill]

hiya,
to stash away until bedtime
thanks harry, long retired.

[cattle_wagon_man]

making a change from Horlicks

[harry_gill]

hiya,
which looks like warm vomit
thanks harry, long retired.