There I was crawling along the M4 at about 7:30 this morning when I noticed an artic parked up on the hard shoulder with his hazards flashing, then as I got closer I could see a hi-viz moving about along the grass verge, the fella was only up a tree picking apples off it 
he had a carrier bag up there with him filling it up
Anyone see anything more random than that 
Dunno, saw some bloke gawping at me whilst I was picking me apples today.
We had a foreign driver in our yard today and on his feet were white socks and pink crocs, i mean what’s all that about FFS.
bald bloke:
We had a foreign driver in our yard today and on his feet were white socks and pink crocs, i mean what’s all that about FFS.
I somehow deduced this fella drives trucks! Is this him?
Own Account Driver:
Dunno, saw some bloke gawping at me whilst I was picking me apples today.
PMSL.
I saw what i thought to be a leg on the hard shoulder of the M6.
Then i thought, narrrr you’re seeing things, It’s a ham like they have on tom and jerry.
On the news the following day, They said that body parts were found on the M6.
Well that cleared that up.
Saw a woman flicking her bean in the traffic this morning in Peterborough. Dirty ■■■■■ I nearly spilled my coffee.
Own Account Driver:
Dunno, saw some bloke gawping at me whilst I was picking me apples today.
good answer
the maoster:
bald bloke:
We had a foreign driver in our yard today and on his feet were white socks and pink crocs, i mean what’s all that about FFS.I somehow deduced this fella drives trucks! Is this him?
Alas no but there is a slight resemblance.
NewLad:
Saw a woman flicking her bean in the traffic this morning in Peterborough. Dirty [zb], I nearly spilled my coffee.
Is that a euphemism? Cos it’ll be one for the spilling my coffee bank 
selby newcomer:
There I was crawling along the M4 at about 7:30 this morning when I noticed an artic parked up on the hard shoulder with his hazards flashing, then as I got closer I could see a hi-viz moving about along the grass verge, the fella was only up a tree picking apples off itAnyone see anything more random than that
Was it a Mr Kiplin wagon ?!? 
Apples at this time of year■■?
haddy:
Apples at this time of year■■?
Did you see how many apple tree’s there were on the side of the A14 and A12 last year?
haddy:
Apples at this time of year■■?
I thought that as well, how come they haven’t all fallen off long before now ?
I passed a tipper loaded with apples just this week. Can’t for the life of me remember where though.
raymundo:
haddy:
Apples at this time of year■■?I thought that as well, how come they haven’t all fallen off long before now ?
Not had a hard enough frost yet.
Had to park in a lay-by in the backside of nowhere in Norfolk a few months back, very late at night, not a soul about and nothing around for miles. Sat in the truck having a crafty ■■■ and brew on a 45min break when a fella walks past me in the road out of the pitch darkness dressed as a cowboy.
Cowboy hat, boots, spurs the lot !!! …
markoc:
Had to park in a lay-by in the backside of nowhere in Norfolk a few months back, very late at night, not a soul about and nothing around for miles. Sat in the truck having a crafty ■■■ and brew on a 45min break when a fella walks past me in the road out of the pitch darkness dressed as a cowboy.Cowboy hat, boots, spurs the lot !!! …
Give ua one of your ■■■■ mate. 
bazstan009:
Give ua one of your ■■■■ mate.
+1…:lol:
Own Account Driver:
Dunno, saw some bloke gawping at me whilst I was picking me apples today.
Sat in goods in waiting to be tipped and that comment made me lol
