Political correctness

OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)
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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

  1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.

  2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

  3. She is not BLONDE - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

  4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

  5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

  6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

  7. She is not ■■■■■ - She is ■■■■■■■■ FOCUSED.

  8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

  9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

  10. She is not a ■■■■ - She is ■■■■■■■■ EXTROVERTED.

  11. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.

  12. She is not a TWO-BIT SLAPPER - She is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER.

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

  1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID STORAGE FACILITY.

  2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

  3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

  4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

  5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.

  6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

  7. He does not act like a TOTAL ■■■ - He develops a case of RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION.

  8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.

  9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.

  10. He does not have a SMALL WILLIE - He is GENITALLY DEFFICIENT.

  11. He is not a ■■■■■■ - He is an OWNER OPERATOR.

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11. He is not a [zb] - He is an OWNER OPERATOR.

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