not pc jokes

[neil46]

The latest club craze is to fill a woman’s ■■■■■■ with vodka and then ■■■■ it out using a straw. Doctors are warning about the dangers of ■■■■■ drinking!!!

A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of ■■■■■■! Unfortunately he’s had a lot of trouble with squatters!

85% of Liverpudlian males say they enjoy ■■■ in the shower… The other 15% haven’t been to prison yet!

Just bought a racehorse called ‘My Face’, It may not be any good but I can’t wait to hear all the women in the crowd screaming 'come on … .My face

I’ve just been 2 my first Muslim birthday party! Musical chairs was a bit slow but [zb] me pass the parcel was fast!

I dunno what all the fuss is about this shark coming to Cornwall . It’s the first thing in ages that’s tried to get in this country that’s [zb] white !!

2 Irish couples decide to swap partners. Afterwards Paddy said to Murphy that’s the best [zb] I’ve ever had, I wonder how the girls got on ?

If mothers Celebrate mothers day, fathers celebrate fathers day, lovers celebrate valentines day, do ■■■■■■■ celebrate palm Sunday?

Paddy weighs 20st, so his doctor puts him on a diet. ‘I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day and repeat this for 2 weeks, you should loose 5lbs.’ When Paddy returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost 4st. ‘That?S amazing the doc said’…Paddy nodded…‘I’ll tell you be Jesus, I taut I was gonna drop dead by DA 3rd day.’ ‘What from hunger said the doc?’…‘No from the [zb] skipping!’

THE BBC HAVE SAID THAT BLACK AND ASIANS ARE NOT REPRESENTED ENOUGH ON TV SO THEY’RE PUTTING CRIMEWATCH ON TWICE A WEEK.

Just popped home, caught the plumber with his ■■■■ in the dog! Can’t believe the police won’t do anything! They said the [zb] was corgi registered

Are you available to come to a charity pancake competition on Shrove Tuesday? The organisers have the pans and the ingredients they just need a ■■■■■■.

5 language edits …colingl

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[164480]

suprised it aint been removed by you know who.

[bubsy06]

5 language edits, is that a record? If it is im gonna break it

[164480]

bubsy06:
5 language edits, is that a record? If it is im gonna break it

they’ve nowt better to do the sad bar stewards.

[mrs_mix]

Here is a link for you please take the time to have a look
trucknetuk.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=27548
these are what you agreed to when you joined if you don’t like the rules then go somewhere else where you can post what you like
JUST NOT HERE

[jessicas_dad]

im surprised by some of the jokes still there and not edited.

[mushroomman]

Let’s be fair lads, the mod’s on this website do a great job.
If it wasn’t for them and the amount of time that they put in some people would come on here and write all kinds of offensive crap.
I am sure that you would not want to spoil it for everybody.
Have a nice Christmas.

[bubsy06]

I do try and keep my within the rules but i copy and paste sometimes and miss the banned words, I did put stars as well but they are not allowed also

[mrs_mix]

bubsy06:
I do try and keep my within the rules but i copy and paste sometimes and miss the banned words, I did put stars as well but they are not allowed also

Then the easiest answer if you are not sure is to e-mail or pm it to the forum mods and we will tell you either yes or no

[dieseldave]

I have to agree with mushroomman, the Mods do a great job and IMHO get some completely unwarranted stick…

So how should we avoid being ‘modded’ ■■

Good point about stuff that’s copied and pasted bubsy06, but if you use the ‘preview’ feature (free unlimited use ) before submitting your message, you might see some {ZBs,} then you might re-edit and a use word with similar meaning that the auto-censor doesn’t mind.
Then press ‘submit.’

There are sites that don’t mind swearing, but as mrs mix says: “not here.”

…after all, 'tis written in the rules and we all agreed to this when we signed up.

[neil46]

i apologise unreservedly for any offence i might have caused by the posting of the jokes on this thread.

it was not my intention