The wife came down from the bedroom with all her underwear in her hand.She said to me can you explain to me why all these are misshapen and stretched.Well i was embarassed and stammered Well maybe its because youve got a fat arse
Your pushing your luck there mate 
let us know when you get out of Hospital 
and you will eat what she cooks?
Hope you have not been x dressing mate ,she will catch you in the end. 
You were brave saying that!!
BIGRIG:
The wife came down from the bedroom with all her underwear in her hand.She said to me can you explain to me why all these are misshapen and stretched.Well i was embarassed and stammered Well maybe its because youve got a fat arse
another sexist joke!!! touch’e
Dieseldogsix:
BIGRIG:
The wife came down from the bedroom with all her underwear in her hand.She said to me can you explain to me why all these are misshapen and stretched.Well i was embarassed and stammered Well maybe its because youve got a fat arseanother sexist joke!!! touch’e
ohmagawd !!! you said that? >2 get dinner, insert fingers as far down dog"s throat…
Hows it going BG,back in from the shed yet. 
OP, - hey you’r a lucky bloke, my wife couldnt get half of her underwear in her hands!! She uses a sack truck to take it to the laundrette!!
Look on the bright side, Cruella hasn’t flamed you yet 
It was a joke peeps 
Isn’t it strange how you come home from work to find her wearing nothing but one of your shirts that is okay, and ■■■■.
But, if she comes home and finds you wearing something of hers it turns out we, “need to have a talk.”
And how embarassing is it that when you try her bra on you actually fill it 
Her’s are too small for me
gardun:
Her’s are too small for me
Undies or bras
If I told you that you’d have to marry me
Got a night off before you ask!