Rikki-UK:
Not that I am one to tell tales but i did hear about a lady driver who was caught short and had to squat beneath her trailer in a layby, luckily alongside was a curtainsider effectively shielding her from the road.
Unfortunately halfway through the extremely necessary deed the curtainsider decided to leave. Our intrepid female driver was therefore most disturbed to see a line of stationary traffic complete with children who were bored, who suddenly found a new unsual sight to point out to daddy driving the car.
Hence one lady driver running cross legged attempting at the same time to cover her embarrassment.
No names, no pack drill
Hmmm?..would’nt be the same Lady Driver that has the need for a Scania fuel tank would it?
Any one noticed you never women peeing up the side of a wagon
Anyone remember the scene from the Full Monty,where the women go into the mens toilets in the working mens club,which proves the point,women can pee like men.
Isn’t it about time that God changed the design of the male urinary system?
Just think about it.If he put the ‘opening’ on the end of our index finger,we wouldn’t have to stop,just dangle our finger out of the window whilst moving, which would also be very effective as a screen wash for passing motorists.And no more dirt on your offside mirror.
Isn’t it about time that God changed the design of the male urinary system?
Just think about it.If he put the ‘opening’ on the end of our index finger,we wouldn’t have to stop,just dangle our finger out of the window whilst moving, which would also be very effective as a screen wash for passing motorists.And no more dirt on your offside mirror.
i know of someone who did that and a policeman caught him ,he HAD to go to court and was fined £60 plus £50 cost…would have been cheaper to spend a PENNY in the loos
HE WAS NOT A TRUCKER THOUGH.
Jonah:
all i can say is dont pee on the exhaust god it smells
Jonah,I heard the great Steve Penk on the radio once talking to a trucker who was caught short,so decided to jump up and pee on the exhaust.Well,apperently he slipped and fell,with his manhood catching on the exhaust and burning and blistering his skin. OOuch…Can you imagine him calling for the ambulance in agony and explaining to the crew who turned up that he was red hot down below.
I guess thats one thing he won’t be repeating,and luckily he escaped after much pain and embarrassment with his tackle intact .I had a good laugh when I listened to that,but that must have been horrifying for the victim
(OOooppss!)
I will be a lady and refrain from the catalog of Bedworth jokes. 
OOuch…Can you imagine him calling for the ambulance in agony and explaining to the crew who turned up that he was red hot down below.