i have just checked my junk email folder and have counted up all the money that is owed to me by either dodgy dealings with some deceased fella who i never knew but could collect his fortune or by helping collect money from people in the uk who owe mr ting tong ping (or whatever his name was) or even just by claiming to be a decendant of some person and we would split the proceeds with the person who emailed me, him getting 40% me getting 60% and you would not believe how much i would receive within 48 hours.
£216,894,752.18p
who wants thier company buying out and thier job securing for the next 50 years?
im off to email them all now and then buy a yacht in the caribean and leave this dreary weather behind.
anybody fancy a party on a yacht? i’ll even paty to fly you out there!
do these people really think we are that thick?