Well it was my first time and I paid for it privately despite being renting a property.
This is going to be a long one so I am going to break it down stage by stage.
My school was a good 35 miles away and I knew from two nights before that I wasn’t up to test standard but I had paid for a one week shared intensive training course with Ace in Sawbridgeworth, Hertsfrodshire - more in another topic I think.
Anyway,
At the test centre (Enfield) I knew my reversing skills were fine. I never had a problem with it. My instructor, Brian, had told me that as long as I looked at the other mirror three times I should get away with reversing, provided I parked correctly obviously.
Well, I got done for not making proper observations didn’t I? Paying more attention to my drivers side than the passenger side.
More explanations made clear to my examiner…
My nearside front wheel touched a kerb.
What kerb I protested? I had driven smoothly enough and had avoided all kerbs.
Causing other drivers to take evasive actions at roundabouts.
Well I had told my instructor Brian that I needed more help with roundabouts before the big day but he dismissed it as not being my only faults that needed brushing up on.
Whilst avoiding a kerb on entering a roundabout, another driver getting past me on the two lane entry avoided me. Examiner put me down for that.
An artic kept back at the approach to another roundabout - my examiner blamed me for that - again two laned approach and exit.
My Failures…
Reversing - done!
Gears - 3 minors
Steering - 1 serious - my guess being cross armed steering, something I refused to let go of not doing against instructor advice.
Moving off safely - 1 minor
Change direction - 1 serious
Change speed - 2 minors
Road markings - 1 minor
Traffic lights - 1 minor - from what I could see lights went to orange and I barely had enough space to stop in time.
Progress appropriate speed - 3 minors
Progress undue hesitation - 3 minors
Turning right - 1 minor
Positioning normal driving - both serious and dangerous faults marked
Position at normal stops - 1 minor
Awareness Planning - 1 minor
Gear change exercise - 1 minor - last thing I had prepared for was for this to be done on a busy dual 40mph dual carriageway.
Total points 21 consisting of 4 serious faults and 1 dangerous.
I don’t blame myself for failing badly as I wasn’t nervous on the day having known my fate was already sealed.
Had I known £900.00 was going to be just spent on driving lessons alone I wouldn’t have invested my money or time.
My examiner, Chris, was friendly enough. Young guy, but this is beside the point. You go to a test centre with only one aim in mind.
Me and my instructor even had a row after my test for which I got a screaming [zb] Off from him after a i rebuked him calling him ‘Soldier Boy’ because of what he had told me about his past and currently going army days.
Thankfully the school had a bus that had just taken its test and was going back to base whilst our lorry waited for our other pupil to take his test having had it postponed from the morning because our lorry had developed an electrical fault which got fixed just in time for me to take my test.
No commiserations please.
I have gotten over it and have laid plans for my next stage.
My instructor Brian even told me to find myself another career. Enough of him.
He has not been the only mental [zb] I have ever come across in my life and race has [zb] all to do with it. Profanity was our often commonly used language throughtout my course and I was mighty glad I could speak cockney as a natural.
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