Im going to rename this post “Have you had one of those weeks?”
I was in France last week and parked outside the loading address. I was booked in for 8am so had a couple of beers and made a meal. A Polish guy then parked behind me and knocked on my door. He showed me a piece of paper with a delivery address on, it was the same as mine and a consecutive order number. I told him Tomorrow at 8am and pointed the way.
The next morning I woke up to the sound of a truck shunting back and forth, made a cup of tea and saw this fool trying to get past me but his way was blocked by another truck from Lithuania.
I went round to the loading point and was given my papers. The Pole was already backing onto the bay that I wanted. I went outside and told him that I am English old chap and we have a sense of fairness & in the old country we queue like they used to for their bread This didnt work so physical violence was used instead
Eventually this thick driver pulled off the bay and I got onto the bay and was being loaded when the Pole came in and pointed at his reference number. the guy told him it was for tomorrow, He was shouting. The export man was shouting and then I started shouting.
In the meantime the Lithuanian had come into the office and pushed his papers on top of mine. The Pole was ignored, the LT driver was told that he must use Reception in Porte 2 round the corner, this was Expedition.
I told him this bay was only for loading, the goods inward was round the corner at Gate 2. I told him that this is Laden, Einfullen Beladen Chargement, Export, in fact anything. The other side was Reception, Goods in, Entladung,
Entleering.
Absolutely no response except for a mobile phone thrust into my hand, “Chef, Chef,” I presumed he wanted us to explain the problem to his boss. A Dutch driver tried explaining using lots more expressions before announcing that the bloke was stoopid
Im loaded now, so I pull off the bay and collect my paperwork which was stamped and signed. There was also a booking delivery stamp on the notes.
As I left there was a continuing argument between the Polish guy and the Dutch guy as the Pole was going to sit on the bay till he was loaded.
So Im on my way to my customer in West Thurrock for a 6am delivery the next morning. I reached Ashford that evening and went to bed. My paperwork stated 6am my boss had told me 6am and the computer said 6am. It also said on the paperwork that deliveries to *** plant must arrive within 45 minutes of booking slot.
The fun starts here:
I pull up at the gatehouse at 05.35 and was verbally abused by some old trout with a security badge. I asked her what her problem was? “You are not allowed on site before 6am” Well its about 5.30 I said, so by the time you weigh me in and I get on the delivery point with curtains open it will be 6am.
I showed her the extra stamp with the 45 minute instruction and she accused me of writing that on, even though it was a rubber stamp All the time I kept my cool because I could see that this was winding her up and the more polite I was, the worse she became. She said that she was not allowed to open the gates until 6 and I had to park on the street. I asked her to double check. she called a number and I heard her say, Well they havent told me, It should be in the log.
I calmly suggested that maybe someone had forgot, and it wasnt worth getting so upset. This annoyed her even more as she raised the barrier and slammed the window shut. I knocked on the window to ask for my papers. She nearly threw them at me as I said maybe she could consider a career change and my final shot was “Have a nice day”
By the time I got round to goods inwards the guy said that he had a complaint from the security about me. I asked how anyone could complain about my good wishes. He said you wont get tipped here again. OK. I havent been tipped anyway, do you want the load? Of course we do. Then I shall open my curtains so you can get round to me when you have finished your cup of tea.
I have never been tipped so fast in Proctor and Gamble in my life and was leaving there by 6.30
Unfortunately my new found friend on security had either jumped into the river or finished her shift so I didnt get the chance to say bye bye.
Im not sure whether my ban will be upheld but Im looking forward to going back to try.
Sorry if it dragged on.