What a [zb] day that was

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Tippers were quiet today so I had a day on recovery for a firm I’ve not worked for before.

1st job clean the litter state wrecker I was given.

2nd job. Meet Mrs’ sister for a brew

3rd job. Pick up a VW Toureg and deliver to Sherborne ( where I live). This is where it started to fall apart. Get to job after 20 minutes and start to load the car up. Bed on lorry won’t close properly. Off load and take broken lorry back to yard.

4th job. Wait an hour for another motor to become free

5th job. Pick up a Jeep Cherokee and deliver to Yeovil. Loaded car on and turned truck off to sort paperwork with customer. Won’t start. Fuel lift pump ■■■■■■ all to hell in a hand basket.

6th job. Wait in the freezing cold for 2 hours while a lift pump is sourced.

7th job. Fit Lift pump in a puddle

8th job. ■■■■ all this off and go home.

9th job. Get called back because I’m the only HGV bloke on.

10th job. Collect broken down bus and deliver to local bus company. No problems here

11th job. ■■■■ all this off and go to home.

12th job. Get Mrs and her sister a kebab because they’ve been on the las had can’t drive.

13th job. Go back to kebab shop and get chips because the first load of chips ended up on the floor of my car because I was driving too quickly when the traffic lights changed.

14th job. Come on TNUK and moan about having a ■■■■ day.

15th job. Clean lemon curd from beard, t shirt, joggers, sofa and hands owing to over zealous application of lemon curd doughnut to face hole

Honest to god I’ve never had such and ■■■■■■■■ of a day in my life.

Should I bother going back?

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whatever happens buddy they can’t take your hands,■■■■ em :slight_smile:

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Bollox to the rest of it, tell us about job # 2!

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the maoster:
Bollox to the rest of it, tell us about job # 2!

+1…:laughing::lol::lol::shock:

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the maoster:
Bollox to the rest of it, tell us about job # 2!

I was waiting for job no… Where he had the chore of satisfying the wife and her sister !! :slight_smile:

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the maoster:
Bollox to the rest of it, tell us about job # 2!

+1

Who takes time out of work to meet their sister-in-law for “a brew”?

I think there’s more to this than Tipper Tom is letting on.

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Contraflow:

the maoster:
Bollox to the rest of it, tell us about job # 2!

+1

Who takes time out of work to meet their sister-in-law for “a brew”?

I think there’s more to this than Tipper Tom is letting on.

I met SIL for a brew to discuss what to get my Mrs for Christmas as this year the usual chocolates etc won’t wash, she’s had a tough year and I want to get her something she’ll be over the moon with.

SIL and I have known each other for 30 years and she will always be my second choice.

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Contraflow:

the maoster:
Bollox to the rest of it, tell us about job # 2!

+1

Who takes time out of work to meet their sister-in-law for “a brew”?

I think there’s more to this than Tipper Tom is letting on.

Yeah but it is well funny down that way though, it’s not unheard of :slight_smile:

Tom, Did they enjoy their holiday?
It sounds like you got a good situation going there you old dog.

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Tipper Tom:
2nd job. Meet Mrs’ sister for a quick shag

FTFY :wink:

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FarnboroughBoy11:

Contraflow:

the maoster:
Bollox to the rest of it, tell us about job # 2!

+1

Who takes time out of work to meet their sister-in-law for “a brew”?

I think there’s more to this than Tipper Tom is letting on.

Yeah but it is well funny down that way though, it’s not unheard of :slight_smile:

Tom, Did they enjoy their holiday?
It sounds like you got a good situation going there you old dog.

I got my dates muddled up. It’s this weekend they’re off. Taking them up very early Sunday morning to grab a 7am flight. Reckon on getting there at 4 so will probably leave at 1 just in case someone throws their vehicle at the scenery.

It’s almost the perfect situation tbh, the pretty one for then joinable stuff, the other one for well what she’s for, cooking and that mostly

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peirre:

Tipper Tom:
2nd job. Meet Mrs’ sister for a quick shag

FTFY :wink:

See that’s one of the things I can’t do quickly lol

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Tipper Tom:

FarnboroughBoy11:

Contraflow:

the maoster:
Bollox to the rest of it, tell us about job # 2!

+1

Who takes time out of work to meet their sister-in-law for “a brew”?

I think there’s more to this than Tipper Tom is letting on.

Yeah but it is well funny down that way though, it’s not unheard of :slight_smile:

Tom, Did they enjoy their holiday?
It sounds like you got a good situation going there you old dog.

I got my dates muddled up. It’s this weekend they’re off. Taking them up very early Sunday morning to grab a 7am flight. Reckon on getting there at 4 so will probably leave at 1 just in case someone throws their vehicle at the scenery.

It’s almost the perfect situation tbh, the pretty one for then joinable stuff, the other one for well what she’s for, cooking and that mostly

:laughing:
And yeah you’ll ■■■■ it at that time of the morning and being a Sunday as well.

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FarnboroughBoy11:

Tipper Tom:

FarnboroughBoy11:

Contraflow:

the maoster:
Bollox to the rest of it, tell us about job # 2!

+1

Who takes time out of work to meet their sister-in-law for “a brew”?

I think there’s more to this than Tipper Tom is letting on.

Yeah but it is well funny down that way though, it’s not unheard of :slight_smile:

Tom, Did they enjoy their holiday?
It sounds like you got a good situation going there you old dog.

I got my dates muddled up. It’s this weekend they’re off. Taking them up very early Sunday morning to grab a 7am flight. Reckon on getting there at 4 so will probably leave at 1 just in case someone throws their vehicle at the scenery.

It’s almost the perfect situation tbh, the pretty one for then joinable stuff, the other one for well what she’s for, cooking and that mostly

:laughing:
And yeah you’ll ■■■■ it at that time of the morning and being a Sunday as well.

No sense rushing when you don’t need to is there

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Tipper Tom:

Contraflow:

the maoster:
Bollox to the rest of it, tell us about job # 2!

+1

Who takes time out of work to meet their sister-in-law for “a brew”?

I think there’s more to this than Tipper Tom is letting on.

I met SIL for a brew to discuss what to get my Mrs for Christmas as this year the usual chocolates etc won’t wash, she’s had a tough year and I want to get her something she’ll be over the moon with.

SIL and I have known each other for 30 years and she will always be my second choice.

Don’t give her a visit to the clap clinic for Xmas mate :wink: :wink: