a bloke was in the supermarket,when he notices a dishy blonde across from him raise her hand,and smile then said hello.
he is rather taken aback that a rather attractive blonde would be waving at him but she did look familiar but he cant place where he knew her from,so he says do you know me ?
she replies …i may be mistaken but i thought you might be the father of one of my children?
he shoots his mind back to the one and only time he was unfaithfull christ he says are you the stripper on my stag night that tied me naked on the pool table covered me with cream and whipped me before sitting on my face
no she replies im your sons english teacher
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