A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the rather
dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him,
and, although familiar, he can’t place where he might know her from, so he
says, “Sorry do you know me?”
She replies "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father
of one of my children!"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.
“Christ!” he says. “Are you that stripogram on my stag night that I had
on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me
with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ■■■?”
“No” she replies. “I’m your son’s English teacher.”
