Bill is a truck driver and has been married to Doris for 15 years.
During these 15 years Bill has left home on a monday with a shout of
SEE YOU SATURDAY DORIS and a slam of the door…
Only to return again on a saturday afternoon smelling like a damp dog that
other damp dogs would shun…and as he dumps his equally foul smelling
work bag on Doris ses es ssss very clean floor…says with a voice thats shall
we say LOUD,because of a week of being in competition with engine noise,
mobile phones,intercoms and a recent visit to the local pub where he wolfed
down a few beers…
DORIS GET UP THEM STAIRS GET THEM ROPES AND SHEETS OFF
IVE GOT A FULL LOAD AN IM ON TIME FOR ME BOOKING…
Only today Doris is wearing her coat and has a suitcase at her side
and informs Bill that… after 15 years of him treating her like now diesel
and oil stained doormat… she was offski.
Part 2 nearly there…
8 months go by and its saturday afternoon and Bill is adrit in a sea of
fast food packaging and beer cans on a sofa shaped raft…when
the phone rings…we have to wait a while for Bill to find the phone
but when he does, guess who…its Doris. She says Hello William,
Bill says AHYUP DORIS.
Bill says COME BACK DORIS,IVE CHANGED HONEST.
Doris OK says Doris, but Im 8 months pregnant with another mans child.
DONT WORRY ABOUT IT DORIS SAYS BILL…
JUST GIVE ME A RING ONCE YOUR TIPPED 
