Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with
that.
Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronised chair
dancing.
Put your waste bin on your desk and label it ‘IN.’ (This is a ‘must do’)
Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over
their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Reply to everything someone says with, “That’s what you think.”
Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”
Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up
the entire working area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
Don’t use any punctuation
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Ask people what ■■■ they are.
Specify that your drive through order is to go."
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits.Wear
them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your
boss is the opposite gender.
Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you’re doing.
For example: “If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the bathroom.”
Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
Five days in advance,tell your friends you can’t attend their party
'cause you’re not in the mood.
AND THE FINAL WAY TO ANNOY PEOPLE:
22) Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it
to you.
Was this post aimed at trying to get the record for [ZB]'s ■■?
Not quite enough though
POST EDITED- ATKIG11
I’d like to argue with a couple of points Vince. A few women I know throw a right nasty left hook and I’m sure one could[ZB]out the train window if she tried .