talking of ■■■■ heads…an old boy who drinks in my local is a persistent drink-driver…well on Sunday night he’d drank 6 pints of Doombar and a short,double gin we think…i followed him to his modern Land Rover and as he got in i said i’ll give you a chance to get out and lock your car up and walk home (half a mile),or i’ll ring the police…well the old duffer went mad,shouting and bellowing and coming over all aggressive silly old sod. anyway he came back in the boozer got another pint and stood there eye-balling me 
till his son came and drove him home.