This time of year, I think we should all be reminded of the perils of drink driving.
Only yesterday when returning to base, I opened a bottle of Sprite which fizzed out all over my genitaia, which left me with soaking wet citrus flavour pants.
The only upside was it was Sprite Zero. If it had been normal Sprite, I would had ended up with my scrote welded to my leg!
Had a tin of coke roll out of top shelf, direct hit on gear stick, can explodes! Me, the windscreen and dash are now a sticky mess and i am still thirsty 
Not just Drink Driving !
Fire Extinguisher Sniffing should be banned as well !
I had one ‘Explode’ under a seat in an old Scania once, I went over a Bump, seat bounces, PUFF ! White powder everywhere !
The extinguisher must have rolled under the back of the seat & was waiting in Ambush for ‘Fat Old Me’ to bounce on the seat. Lol !
Never did get all of it out of all the Nooks & Crannys.
bazstan009:
Me, the windscreen and dash are now a sticky mess (
Yeah I’ve had a few nights like that in the past! 
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