steaming drunk.

[limeyphil]

independent.ie/national-news … 58331.html

even i couldn’t dream up a defence like that. and i’ve tried it on more times than i wish to remember.

[neil46]

heres another one
uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20091016/tu … 23e80.html

[limeyphil]

neil46:
heres another one
uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20091016/tu … 23e80.html

i’ll use that one, next time i’m caught.

[jessicas_dad]

im not falling for that trick… getting drunk on the steam from my ■■■■.

[garnerlives]

i am currently hamshankered

[limeyphil]

due to the stench of urine in MSA’s. it’s amazing we can stand up, never mind drive a 44 ton truck.

[wheel_nut]

But the alternative is to stick your old man through a hole and let a policeman aim it for you

[darby_flyer]

What a bunch of nobbers!!

I can see it now, ■■■■■■■■ in public toilets has been banned, as the public are geting lung cancer passively from the smell of a turd.