Blimey!, The 4 Fishes at Northampton. Now there’s a blast from the past. It must have been in the early 70s that I pulled in there on one or two occasions. Not to use the facilities it must be said, but to stay at Johnny’s transport digs farther up in the town. There must have been some kind of agreement between the respective proprietors, as we were allowed to park there, then following a phone call, a car, or a taxi would be sent down to pick us up and take us up to the digs.
Now I do realise that this thread is about transport cafés and not digs, but I was just curious as to whether or not anyone actually remembers Johnny’s place. As far as transport digs went in the 70s, the standard of the place was well above average. The place was run by a couple of brothers, Johnny and Bill. I’ve been struggling for a while to come up with their surname, and I think it may have been Soames, can anyone verify this?
I have to say, that they were both great guys…Now I’m not sure about Johnny, but Bill,…well…how can I put this?
Well first off, I’m not homophobic, but Bill,…well, let’s put it this way, if you were to drop anything of any significant value, you would have been well advised to kick it out of the building and as far across the car park as you could, or at least until you were well out of range, before stooping to retrieve it…Enough said?
I remember staying there on a couple of occasions. I was driving for Heatons at the time, on my way back up to St Helens from the smoke.
I recall one occasion when staying there, on my returning back early from the pub, I was invited by Bill to view his inner sanctum…Now come on,… let’s keep it clean here…He actually invited me into his private living area and introduced me to a group of his lithe young boyfriends. I was encouraged to relax, and invited to stay for a party, but declined the offer on the grounds that my ■■■■■■ preference primarily revolves around the inclusion of a sprinkling of females.
The following morning, as I was taking a shower, I heard Bill’s dulcit tones on the other side of the Perspex panel asking if I was in need of a towel…I seem to recall I dried myself using my cotton shirt on that particular occasion.
Following breakfast, Bill decided to give me a guided tour of his cellar.
Now this is where it all begins to get interesting. It turns out that Bill was something of an artist, or a sculptor to be more precise. He had plaster busts all over the place in various stages of development. One in particular that I recall was a bust of Sandie Shaw. He told me that he’d been commissioned by one of those fancy London fashion houses to create a mannequin in the image of the singer in order to model the overpriced rags that those southern women find so irresistible.
Having judged me suitably impressed, he then proceeded to show me his scrapbook, filled with clippings from American newspapers… Now judging from what I read that morning, It would appear that this bloke was responsible for creating many of the sets for the film Cleopatra…I’m not really into films, but wasn’t that the one with Elizabeth Taylor and that Welsh ■■■■■■, no, not Kinnock, the other one, the one with the chain of high street clothes shops.
I’ll admit, I may be gullible, but I totally bought it, I mean, how can you argue with a clipping from the New York Times, especially when it includes a photo of the bloke? I’d be interested to learn if anyone else apart from myself has knowledge of this.