Cheddars:
Got caught looking at a very short skirt other dayIt had a beared
Scotsman?
Franglais:
toonsy:
Or voyeuristic…So what should we call those who watch voyeuristic drivers?
Toonsy 
Another one for ■■■■■■■■■■, drivers mate doesn’t appreciate it but I’m in charge of the vehicle soooooooooooo…
I work out how much I’m earning compared to the mere mortals in their 4x4s getting all worked up around me. 
Ghiabox:
Another one for ■■■■■■■■■■, drivers mate doesn’t appreciate it but I’m in charge of the vehicle soooooooooooo…
If it’s “Cranking one out” you’re after - don’t forget to wind your legs down leaving an inch so the next mug in a tractor - doesn’t under-run the 5th wheel, and stove in the catwalk frame! 
Winseer:
I work out how much I’m earning compared to the mere mortals in their 4x4s getting all worked up around me.
That’s one mental trick I learned early on. It got even easier with the advent of mobile phones. “Sorry boss; I’m stuck in traffic on the M6 so I am gonna miss that appointment.” Now it’s their problem, not mine. Chill-out and relax.
The flash of the top of female thigh has nearly cost me my life , twice !
Once in a truck and I spotted a short skirted luverly nip out of her car and open the tailgate and bend into her boot . The sight of stocking tops bare thighs and black shear ■■■■■■■ was very distracting , it also distracted the tipper driver comming towards me , we realised just in time and both slammed on and missed each other by inches in a cloud of tyre smoke .
The second was when I was on my motorbike, a mini pulled in to the side and opened the drivers door and a pair of shapely legs swung out , just then the breeze from a passing truck blew he dress up above her waist , safe to say that she was a natural red head !
When my gaze returned to the road the truck had stopped and I had to lay my bike over and sideways to stop .
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grumpyken52:
The flash of the top of female thigh has nearly cost me my life , twice !
Once in a truck and I spotted a short skirted luverly nip out of her car and open the tailgate and bend into her boot . The sight of stocking tops bare thighs and black shear ■■■■■■■ was very distracting , it also distracted the tipper driver comming towards me , we realised just in time and both slammed on and missed each other by inches in a cloud of tyre smoke .
The second was when I was on my motorbike, a mini pulled in to the side and opened the drivers door and a pair of shapely legs swung out , just then the breeze from a passing truck blew he dress up above her waist , safe to say that she was a natural red head !
When my gaze returned to the road the truck had stopped and I had to lay my bike over and sideways to stop .Sent from my SM-G903F using Tapatalk
I wonder if totty related accidents have their own section in the accident statistics.
Nite Owl:
grumpyken52:
The flash of the top of female thigh has nearly cost me my life , twice !
Once in a truck and I spotted a short skirted luverly nip out of her car and open the tailgate and bend into her boot . The sight of stocking tops bare thighs and black shear ■■■■■■■ was very distracting , it also distracted the tipper driver comming towards me , we realised just in time and both slammed on and missed each other by inches in a cloud of tyre smoke .
The second was when I was on my motorbike, a mini pulled in to the side and opened the drivers door and a pair of shapely legs swung out , just then the breeze from a passing truck blew he dress up above her waist , safe to say that she was a natural red head !
When my gaze returned to the road the truck had stopped and I had to lay my bike over and sideways to stop .Sent from my SM-G903F using Tapatalk
I wonder if totty related accidents have their own section in the accident statistics.
I know several people who admit to being distracted enough to write vehicles off .
Also an article years ago of a very bouncy chested young lady that was banned by the local police from being within 50m of a road without a bra .
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My favourite is staring directly at nips to see how many go hard then staring into their eyes and not get slapped for doing so . I get away with it more the older I get .
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grumpyken52:
My favourite is staring directly at nips to see how many go hard then staring into their eyes and not get slapped for doing so . I get away with it more the older I get .Sent from my SM-G903F using Tapatalk
Meanwhile, lorry drivers get annoyed at the stereotype of them being sexist knuckle-draggers…
The-Snowman:
Meanwhile, lorry drivers get annoyed at the stereotype of them being sexist knuckle-draggers…
And your point is…
chaversdad:
How long before it gets taken down [emoji38]
I mean, whats wrong with posting a picture of a Vauxhall Corsa?
Soon as I’ve reported it, not only is that my car but I’m driving it… 
Lovely set of pins though.
chaversdad:
How long before it gets taken down
I mean, whats wrong with posting a picture of a Vauxhall Corsa?
Did you take that photo with a potato?
Ghiabox:
chaversdad:
How long before it gets taken down
I mean, whats wrong with posting a picture of a Vauxhall Corsa?Did you take that photo with a potato?
No idea , ask Google , thats where its from
In that case Dave i have to say that Sussies definately suit you
chaversdad:
How long before it gets taken down
I mean, whats wrong with posting a picture of a Vauxhall Corsa?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
how often do you see a dog driving a taxi? 
Is that a Lada, never seen one of those for ages 