Roll of carpet and lump hammer.
eagerbeaver:
Roll of carpet and lump hammer.
Cable ties and black tape
Colin_scottish:
eagerbeaver:
Roll of carpet and lump hammer.Cable ties and black tape
Rohypnol and false ID.
Change for the coffee machine.
the nodding donkey:
Change for the coffee machine.
Notes for the lady of the night
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the nodding donkey:
Change for the coffee machine.
No one has mentioned a fire extinguisher yet 
eagerbeaver:
Colin_scottish:
eagerbeaver:
Roll of carpet and lump hammer.Cable ties and black tape
Rohypnol and false ID.
Respect dudes 
blue estate:
the nodding donkey:
Change for the coffee machine.Notes for the lady of the night
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counterfeit notes for the ladies of the night…
and never mind rufies…chloroform and a good wallop worked well enough for my dad…hes still never been caught. 
A microwaveable plastic cereal size bowl with a lid and a roll of andrex.
This has proved vital for me when tramping.
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Chris62:
eagerbeaver:
Colin_scottish:
eagerbeaver:
Roll of carpet and lump hammer.Cable ties and black tape
Rohypnol and false ID.
Respect dudes
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Why do I find you know about rohypnol worrying? [emoji848]
A washing up bowl to use as a make shift sink for a wash if you get caught out parked up in the middle of nowhere?
Ear plugs,
gloves,
a change of underpants,
torch,
Trucker’s map,
Sat nav,
condoms,
pens,
clipboard,
if a 500,000+km Scania, a cushion.
nomiS36:
eagerbeaver:
Rohypnol and false ID.Why do I find you know about rohypnol worrying? [emoji848]
No idea but if you know enough about it to find it worrying then that in itself is a worry
Williams9881:
A microwaveable plastic cereal size bowl with a lid and a roll of andrex.
Well if you’re missing, get a bigger bowl!
Money , phone , keys and cards .
As long as you have plenty of money a phone keys to the lorry and a tacho card to drive it everything else can be arranged .
The-Snowman:
nomiS36:
eagerbeaver:
Rohypnol and false ID.Why do I find you know about rohypnol worrying? [emoji848]
No idea but if you know enough about it to find it worrying then that in itself is a worry
I find it dulls the misery of my annual ■■■ session with Mrs B. 
eagerbeaver:
Rohypnol and false ID.
Excuse me miss, does this handkerchief smell of chloroform?
The-Snowman:
nomiS36:
eagerbeaver:
Rohypnol and false ID.Why do I find you know about rohypnol worrying? [emoji848]
No idea but if you know enough about it to find it worrying then that in itself is a worry
Google has all the answers [emoji6]
eagerbeaver:
The-Snowman:
nomiS36:
eagerbeaver:
Rohypnol and false ID.Why do I find you know about rohypnol worrying? [emoji848]
No idea but if you know enough about it to find it worrying then that in itself is a worry
I find it dulls the misery of my annual ■■■ session with Mrs B.
Erm, I think spell check wrongly corrected one of the words in your sentence…[emoji53]