blue estate:
the nodding donkey:
Change for the coffee machine.Notes for the lady of the night
Or spare change in Glasgow.
nomiS36:
eagerbeaver:
I find it dulls the misery of my annual ■■■ session with Mrs B.Erm, I think spell check wrongly corrected one of the words in your sentence…[emoji53]
No matter, we all know it’s Mr.B really.
Eddie Stobart colouring in book crayons…and wet wipes
Earplugs.
Books
Curry finder app
Spare under crackers
Binoculars
Paracetamol
Gaffer tape
Gas canisters(just got 10 Coleman’s screwtops for 24 dabs at a barbecue supplier.well chuffed)
First aid kit
Dab radio
A seat that’s not broken 
A windscreen that doesn’t have flies smeared all over it. 
A night heater that works 
An ashtray that has spare bulbs in it instead of ■■■ ash. 
A bag that has my lunch in it instead of someone else’s from two weeks ago.
A working 24v supply
A radio that can be tuned with one finger, rather than more fingers than a pianist uses… 
A tub of Swarfega 
A roll of paper towel
All pushbuttons present.
Ten things I don’t want to see:
Orange Peel/Half-drunk capless drink bottles in the door pockets 
Empty Beer Cans anywhere 
Broken Radio 
Grease on the underside of the steering wheel
One of those magnifying things on the left window 
Tractor Manual in overhead recess (often sitting on top of another slidey magazine, so it has a tendency to fall on my head when I pull off in the solo tractor for the first time…) 
Bubblegum in the ashtray (worse than ■■■ ash in the ashtray!) 
Bubblegum providing a heath-robinson repair to an otherwise knackered driver’s seat. 
■■■ Burns/Bogey Smears/Skid Marks on the upholstery, in particular the bunk
Missing splitter switch so you get a dead man’s pinch/donate blood every time you try and flip the bare metal spike that remains there instead.
“whoever,whatever, and chums”:/Quote:
Rohypnol and false ID.
Why do I find you know about rohypnol worrying? [emoji848]
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No idea but if you know enough about it to find it worrying then that in itself is a worry
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I find it dulls the misery of my annual ■■■ session with Mrs B.
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Erm, I think spell check wrongly corrected one of the words in your sentence…[emoji53]
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If “Annual” is the spelling mistake, then “Misery” must be an even bigger one.
Pictures of big V8 Scania trucks with lights bars and frilly curtains…Oh and willy wipes
scotstrucker:
mikemccord72:
My guitarSent from my SM-T715 using Tapatalk
worked with a guy who used too carry his banjo with him, could hear him in truckstops strumming away in his cab on a night out
Parked up near Newport and was woken by some ■■■ playing a bagpipe
Phone.
TV.
DVD player (included in my TV).
Fridge.
Coffee maker (not instant crap).
A selection of CD’s.
Bedding.
At least 2 weeks supply of clean clothing.
Washing, shower, shaving kit.
Microwave meals (for emergency use at anywhere that has a microwave).
Pat Hasler:
Phone.
TV.
DVD player (included in my TV).
Fridge.
Coffee maker (not instant crap).
A selection of CD’s.
Bedding.
At least 2 weeks supply of clean clothing.
Washing, shower, shaving kit.
Microwave meals (for emergency use at anywhere that has a microwave).
Where do you sit to drive? 
Evil8Beezle:
Williams9881:
A microwaveable plastic cereal size bowl with a lid and a roll of andrex.Well if you’re missing, get a bigger bowl!
More to the point. Why would you want to microwave it?
dreamingofoz:
Evil8Beezle:
Williams9881:
A microwaveable plastic cereal size bowl with a lid and a roll of andrex.Well if you’re missing, get a bigger bowl!
More to the point. Why would you want to microwave it?
Just take a dump in a normal bowl and leave it on the dashboard in the sun to keep warm.
A big pair of jubblies in the passenger seat…
Winseer:
so it has a tendency to fall on my head when I pull off in the solo tractor for the first time…)
Oooh err .
Don’t forget the wet wipes.
Suedehead:
Winseer:
so it has a tendency to fall on my head when I pull off in the solo tractor for the first time…)Oooh err .
Don’t forget the wet wipes.
Dammit. I meant 'Jerking away from a standing start in a tractor I’ve never used before". No! F—it. I’m in the swamp and sinking here…
Water
Spare gloves
Wet wipes
Kitchen roll
Toilet roll
First aid kit
Tool kit
Phone charger
Spare pens
Note pad
Nobody mentioned fleshlight yet?
andy187:
Nobody mentioned fleshlight yet?
My iPhone doubles up as one of those these days [emoji1360]
nomiS36:
andy187:
Nobody mentioned fleshlight yet?My iPhone doubles up as one of those these days [emoji1360]
You must have an iPhone plus then
OVLOV JAY:
nomiS36:
andy187:
Nobody mentioned fleshlight yet?My iPhone doubles up as one of those these days [emoji1360]
You must have an iPhone plus then
No, just a normal iPhone 6. The torch facility on it is plenty good enough for daily checks in the dark. I put it in my shirt pocket and the flash/torch is just high enough to clear the top of my pocket so I don’t have to hold it if 2 hands are required.