The windscreens a bit chipped. [SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH AND TIGHTLY-CLOSED EYES]
Boss, I broke the nearside wing mirror.
Didn’t think a non V8 could go quick enough round a bend to end up on it’s side.
Non EE as well…
AndrewG:
Non EE as well…
What about the driver ?
Agency/EE [emoji57]
Right, got that out the way now over to the TNCSI team…
AndrewG:
Non EE as well…
I noticed there was no mention of the driver being drunk/breaking tacho regs too. 
maga:
AndrewG:
Non EE as well…I noticed there was no mention of the driver being drunk/breaking tacho regs too.
No, once TNCI have been onto it in around another 10 pages though he’ll be one eyed, p1ssed, been driving 24hrs non stop, have no licence and of course Polish… 
Grumpy Dad:
AndrewG:
Non EE as well…What about the driver ?
P45 in the post.
Custom Scania half cab!
Bet the Michelin man keeps his job for hanging on inthere
Bet the driver gets a roasting.
At least he wasn’t mashed when he crashed.
I imagine the police were keeping their eyes peeled at the scene?
Bet it went over like a sack of spuds.
OK I’ll stop now.
Like father like son maybe a chip off the old block?
I really will stop now.
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I feel sorry for the lamppost damaged 
That wall was well built.
Santa:
That wall was well built.
Polish brickies…
Well, that’s blighted the area. The driver gave some half baked story about reaching for his jacket because it was a crisp morning, but police told him to cut the waffle.
The peelers tore a strip off him!