Landing a plane

I could probably get it from the air to the fround, given enough time, (to run out of fuel).

Now if you want to be fussy and want it ‘right way up’, ‘in one piece’, or even ‘on a runway’ then you’re going to need a professional.

I could probably reverse one, if you like.

Is this a theoretical question or is this something to do with the upcoming British Airways pilots’ strike?