having had a period of non-visabilaty totaling 20 mins at a rdc for a major pub chain ( cant name it ) based in daventry
i was wondering if anybody knew of a firm that maks hi-invsabilaty workwear
it was as i was standing with my upper body through the goods in window shouting HELLO at the figures wandering around in the other office it suddenly came to me
GET A HI-VIS made for my scani and reef trl and the old bill willl never see me
just as another passing comment i take it that the bods in the orange hi-vis were managment should they be in such positions after all they must be both blind and deaf coz i’m 5 11 and weigh near 20 stone and they missed me
i love going to met office /cutlery. its not just you my friend it must have something to do with the beer clouding there eyes 
did you have to wait at the gatehouse for a bay even though theres 10 buggers empty
they only tip on one you know 
EXELlent 
jon
I caused the ten bob guard some grief there, I arrived a bit early and the bloke sent me away and told me I was booked in the next day at 4 pm 
I disappeared to Rugby and sat around, my boss called me that evening and asked where I was. I told him, and he sent me back. I was met by a red faced manager and a sheepish looking security guard
My load had been ordered as an extra and was urgent 
Hope ten bob has lost his job over it
Bagpuss, Next time you’re in that situation; Switch the office lights off then on again when they complain. They’ll notice then.