Wanted one cheap toilet cleaner

I found this having a look round JobCentre Plus. I’m not sure if they are advertising for a tea boy, a toilet cleaner, a van driver or what but I’m sure they’ll get lots of interest & after everyone has picked them selves up off the floor & stopped laugthing I’m equally sure they will all…say zb that.

38 HOURS PER WEEK, MON-THURS, 8AM-4PM, FRID, 8AM-4.30PM
Wage £5 PER HOUR
Employer Norwich Sheet Metal Co Ltd
Duration PERMANENT

Description Must have a clean driving licence and be aged 25+ for insurance purposes. Duties will be delivering goods to customers. Other duties will include keeping the workshop clean and tidy, making tea, tidying the canteen and keeping toilets clean and tidy.

So presumably you need a food hygene certificate as well.

Why would you need a food hygiene certificate to clean toilets. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
and do you have to supply your own loo rolls…izal i say…izal…
have a nice day

It just got better.

HELLESDON, NORWICH
Hours40
HOURS PER WEEK MONDAY-FRIDAY, DAYS
Wage £6+ PER HOUR DEP ON EXPERIENCE
Duration PERMANENT

Description Must be flexible with hours worked. Must have an international operators licence and previous experience. Main duties will involve using operators licence, processing and distributing work, making sure that tachographs are up-to-date and related duties. Subject

PMSL.

That last one sounds not the least bit legal unless they mean an International CPC and not an Operators Licence. Also I’m pretty sure anyone who is going to be the CPC holder would want a little bit more than £6 an hour. £240 a week to put your good repute on the line? I think not.

LGV CLASS 2 DRIVER

COALVILLE, LEICESTERSHIRE Hours50 HOURS PER WEEK MONDAY TO FRIDAY
Wage£335.00 PER WEEK
EmployerTawny Transport Ltd DurationPERMANENT

DescriptionMust be 21+ for insurance purposes and to have held a LGV Class 2 licence for at least 6 months. Experience preferred but not essential as training would be provided. Duties to include delivering specialist equipment nationwide and some installation work on site. May involve overnight stays. Uniform provided and 18 days holiday per year. Hours will be arranged to suit the needs of the business. This vacancy is covered by the Working Time Regulations. For further advice on the Working Time Regulations call ACAS on 0845 7474747 or download ‘Your Guide to the Working Time Regulations’ from the DTI website dti.gov.uk/publications. Details of this vacancy cannot be obtained by contacting ACAS.

How to applyYou can apply for this job by telephoning 01530 814400 and asking for Karen Hernandez.

i thought that 20 days was the minimum and this is off the job centres website
:blush: :smiling_imp: :imp: :blush: :smiling_imp:

this is the best :laughing: :laughing: look at the rate of pay :blush:

DRIVER / OPERATIVE CLASS 2
LocationLOUGHBOROUGH, LEICESTERSHIRE
Hours37 HOURS/WEEK MONDAY-SUNDAY 4 OUT OF 7 DAYS.
Wage£5.46 PER HOUR PLUS BONUS
EmployerOnyx Municipal
DurationPERMANENT

DescriptionMust be 21+ for insurance purposes. Must have a clean current driving licence, class C/E. Will be driving refuse trucks/road sweeper, experience preffered, however full training will be given. Duties will include mainly driving/recycling collections and street cleaning and all other related aspects. Hour rate on Sunday £6.31 per hour. Thursday 9.30am - 7.00pm, Friday 6.30am - 4.45pm, Sunday 9.00am - 4.00pm and Monday 6.30am - 4.45pm.

How to applyYou can apply for this job by telephoning 01509 213734 and asking for Joanne De Roeck.

The minimum 20 days can include Bank Holidays Shaun so maybe it is 18 plus Bank Holidays which would be legal.

The ones that ■■■■ me off are the adverts that can’t express the proper licence catagories i.e. C1, C, C+E, etc.

How can you take firms seriously when you see adverts for things like “HGV Class 2 C+D Driver”. :unamused:

This is a good one and there is plenty more like
this if you check the rotherham area. I have even
seen one class 1 job for the minimum wage :open_mouth: .

Job Title: HGV DRIVER MAK/15043
Location: MALTBY, ROTHERHAM
Hours: 25 HOURS+, MONDAY-FRIDAY, BETWEEN 6AM-7PM
Wage: MEETS NATIONAL MINIMUM WAGE
Employer:
Duration: PERMANENT

Description: Applicants should preferably have a minimum of 3 years experience and must hold a Class 2 licence. Would also be advantageous to hold a HIAB certificate and a CITB site safety certificate. Main duties include being responsible for transporting various sized units to various locations throughout the UK. May also be required to assist in erecting and stacking staircases and units. Local knowledge of the South Yorkshire area would be desirable. Applicants should have a smart appearance, as will be dealing direct with customers. Applicants to post CV to employers address FAO Charlotte Norcliffe.

How to applyYou can apply for this job by sending a CV/written application to Charlotte Norcliffe at M & E Cabin Support Limited, Snape Lane, Doncaster, South Yorkshire, DN11 8NF. Advice about completing a CV is available from your local Jobcentre Plus Office.

There was an advert in the local free rag, last week by Capital Express for a class 1 7.5 ton driver. Bet theres not many of them about!!

Calv

i’m with Andyroo get the cats right or use the old ones (hgv 1) class 1 (lgv c+e) etc mix and match makes you wonder if they know what there doing

Yep I phoned about a job, just for the laugh, the other month, it was for a large local electrical retailer.
Job description along the lines of class C driver wanted must have 7.5 ton licence.
So phone & said I had C+E, but had never taken a test for 7.5, they said sorry but I NEEDED to have a 7.5 ton licence.

daxi:
Yep I phoned about a job, just for the laugh, the other month, it was for a large local electrical retailer.
Job description along the lines of class C driver wanted must have 7.5 ton licence.
So phone & said I had C+E, but had never taken a test for 7.5, they said sorry but I NEEDED to have a 7.5 ton licence.

Ha Ha yeah I saw that one! :laughing:

shaun:
LGV CLASS 2 DRIVER

COALVILLE, LEICESTERSHIRE Hours50 HOURS PER WEEK MONDAY TO FRIDAY
Wage£335.00 PER WEEK
EmployerTawny Transport Ltd DurationPERMANENT

DescriptionMust be 21+ for insurance purposes and to have held a LGV Class 2 licence for at least 6 months. Experience preferred but not essential as training would be provided. Duties to include delivering specialist equipment nationwide and some installation work on site. May involve overnight stays. Uniform provided and 18 days holiday per year. Hours will be arranged to suit the needs of the business. This vacancy is covered by the Working Time Regulations. For further advice on the Working Time Regulations call ACAS on 0845 7474747 or download ‘Your Guide to the Working Time Regulations’ from the DTI website dti.gov.uk/publications. Details of this vacancy cannot be obtained by contacting ACAS.

How to applyYou can apply for this job by telephoning 01530 814400 and asking for Karen Hernandez.

i thought that 20 days was the minimum and this is off the job centres website
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RAOFLMFAO at that one. Tehy rang me up wating to interview me. I’m pleased I put the phone down when they wouldn’t give me the details on the wages then and their :unamused:.