This truck was stolen from my mate’s yard in Erith in Kent on Saturday 18/1/14
it had a tracker installed but was last recorded going north through the Dartford Tunnel so any help in finding this truck would be appreciated if you see it anywhere phone the old bill or me on 07768696214 thank’s !!! THE REG IS Y1 RFW 
What make is it and also colour please 
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Stanfield:
What make is it and also colour please
If you can’t see the picture mate, you got no chance of seeing the truck. 
The picture wasnt on before. 
Oh i do like clever people 
escortg3:
Stanfield:
What make is it and also colour pleaseIf you can’t see the picture mate, you got no chance of seeing the truck.
Pmsl
+1
I bet it looks more like this now;
Stanfield:
The picture wasnt on before.
PMSL !!!
Maybe we should be told the make and model of this fantastic tracker so that we can avoid it. Maybe I don’t know the whole story but it seems like a very expensive piece of sh*te to me, no matter how cheap it was.
I don’t think any of your replie’s are very funny so if you can’t post anything constructive
don’t bother at all it’s not funny to the guy whose unit it is, and as for the tracker as we all know
these thing’s can be got at no matter how much money you spend 
Well, that’s us told!
I’m sure that, despite our banter and levity, we will be keeping our eyes peeled.
Thank you sir that’s all we want from the fold
I wasn’t being glib with my previous post, if it was stolen Saturday, in all probability it would have been stripped down to it’s component parts by Monday. The gangs that steal these work very quickly indeed.
My guess is it’s in bits in a shipping container on the deck of a boat for bound for West Africa by now.
I’ll bet old Ron has got it well insured, and is down at the Pom Pom sinking a few Pints now.
I know this is serious stuff and I’m sure everyone will keep their eyes skinned. Nonetheless, this page is a priceless piece of blogging. Has anyone thought to look in the tunnel? Robert:)
I’ve dug up this short, sweet thread again because I think it deserves a prize for being far and away the funniest in the forum. Enjoy! Robert 
robert1952:
I’ve dug up this short, sweet thread again because I think it deserves a prize for being far and away the funniest in the forum. Enjoy! Robert
What’s the up date on this tractor unit? Has it been found yet ? Or has he been paid out ■■?
R Jimski
Jimski:
robert1952:
I’ve dug up this short, sweet thread again because I think it deserves a prize for being far and away the funniest in the forum. Enjoy! RobertWhat’s the up date on this tractor unit? Has it been found yet ? Or has he been paid out ■■?
R Jimski
I imagine the thread stopped because of no news… Robert
News is that the truck was found waiting for a ferry on Wigan Pier. The driver , who claims to be Elvis Presley, said that after the clean getaway he felt “all shook up”.
Come on Bob, you speak to the two Ronnies on a regular basis, you must have all the inside info on this missing Lorry. Tell us all the score mate, let us all into it. All the gory details, who lost out and who made a few Shillings.