As some of you may be aware, i’m involved with the touring business, and this tale relates to an incident that happened several years ago.
I was on a tour for about 3 months throughout Europe, and we were running 2 trucks and 2 busses on it.
I’d had a consistent problem with the other truck-driver, who had a problem getting out of bed on time. The production manager had
commented on it several times, and it was becoming somewhat embarrassing. If I told him the load-in was at 09.00, i’d expect him to be
out of bed, ready and waiting at 08.45, but his thinking was to get up at 09.00, then grab a cup of tea, sometimes not being ready for action
until 09.30.
Anyway, we’d done a show in Naples, and were then going overnight to Perugia for a show the following day. The other driver (lets call him Mick),
wanted a brew before he left Naples, so I told him that would be fine, but just to make sure he was at the next gig before 08.00, as they
closed the gate then and we didn’t want the truck not inside the compound.
Predictably, Mick did’nt turn up until 08.05, but we’d already figured a ‘jape’ that would hopefully teach him a lesson.
The venue’s yard entrance was hidden from general view, and required driving through the car-park to get to it. Myself, the bus drivers, and
most of the crew were sat on the bus, watching Mick drive round in circles, trying to find the way in. After 10mins, I got off the bus, and walked
over to Mick, telling him how he’d ******** the job. I then “noticed” a stone wall, which I suggested that if he dissmantled, he’d be able to drive
through the gap into the yard. He’d need to look sharp, as the production mananager was about to get up, and I did’nt want him to see, as it
was getting to the point of Mick getting sacked off the job.
Mick duly dissmantled the wall and drove the truck into the yard, pleased that he’d done it undetected. I had to wipe the smile off his face by
telling him the wall needed rebuilding quickly before anyone noticed. We all sat on the bus, watching through the darkened windows, absolutely
********* ourselves.
The laugh was not yet over though. The bus driver had, on several occassions, asked to be allowed to have a drive of one of the trucks, so when
I explained to Mick that he was now facing the wrong way, he readily offered the bus driver his chance to have a go. They both climbed into the
cab, the bus driver at the wheel, and drove round the corner, through the gate, and then turned round in the car park before returning to the
load-in door, and all the crew rolling on the floor!
Mick, fortunately, saw the funny side, and it cured the problem. I’m pleased to say we’ve remained mates.