After working since five that morning i was parked in a layby on a beautiful summers afternoon.I got on the trailer and was getting some sunbathing done.A big Jag pulled up behind me and this posh bird got out and asked me if i would like to go to her place for a nice cool drink.I was in her car like a flash and we drove to her house a few miles away.We went in and she poured me a glass of ice cold beer and she poured herself a glass of wine.She said i must be hot and sticky after working all day and would i like to take a shower,so i thourght why not and we went into her bedroom.Istripped off and had a nice cool shower and when i came out she was lieing on her kingsized bed.She told me to get on and i lay next to her,she said she wanted me to make love to her because truckers turned her on.So i rolled over to make love to her and fell off the trailer. 
your a star mate just spat coffee everywhere as i read the last bit.