Irish bloke see’s his mate Mick and say’s “Hey Mick, there’s a new bar down town where when you walk in you pay 2 quid and for that you get a beer a smoke and then they take you out back and get you laid”
“No way” say’s Mick “You mean at this bar for ony 2 quid you get a beer a smoke and then they take you out back and get you laid ?”
“Yep” said Paddy.
“How do you know, have you been there ?” asked Mick.
“No” said Paddy “But my sister has”