two drunk irishmen get thrown out the pub at midnight. both of them are feeling in the mood for a bit more to drink but every where is closed.
" i know "said mick “lets go to blackpool”
“how are we going to get to blackpool at this time of night” says pat.
“uuhhmmm, by bus " says mick,
" dont be daft mick” says pat “they are all parked up for the night”.
“well then, we will just have to steal one then” says mick.
off they go to the bus depot, and mick asks pat to run in an nick a bus while he keeps an eyeout for the law. well pat breaks into the bus depot. and a short time after theres lots of banging and crashing noises coming from inside the depot. eventually after half an hour pat comes out with a bus.
“what the hell kept you” says mick “youve been over half an hour”
“well” says pat
“the bus for blackpool was at the back” 
