Paddy goes into the pub and the barman say’s your looking a bit sad tonight Paddy. 
Paddy said, my brothers dead, I can’t understand it, he was only 45, he was as fit as a butchers dog, he used to go to the gym three times a week. He never smoked and he never used to drink alcohol.
The barman asked what happened 
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Paddy said his parachute didn’t open 
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It took less time to transport convicts down under than it did for that joke to arrive 
