One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see
which should be in charge.
The brain said, “I do all the thinking so I’m the most important and I
should be in charge.”
The eyes said, “I see everything and let the rest of you know where we
are, so I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”
The hands said, “Without me we wouldn’t be able to pick anything up or
move anything. So I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”
The stomach said, “I turn the food we eat into energy for the rest of
you. Without me, we’d starve. So I’m the most important and I should
be in charge.”
The legs said, “Without me we wouldn’t be able to move anywhere. So
I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”
Then the ■■■■■■■■ said, “I think I should be in charge.”
All the rest of the parts said, “YOU?!? You don’t do anything! You’re
not important! You can’t be in charge.”
So the ■■■■■■■■ closed up.
After a few days, the legs were all wobbly, the stomach was all
queasy, the hands were all shaky, the eyes were all watery, and the
brain was all cloudy.
They all agreed that they couldn’t take any more of this and agreed to
put the ■■■■■■■■ in charge. And the moral of the story is?
You don’t have to be the most important to be in charge, just an
■■■■■■■■.
The word blanked out is sphincter but a slang name for it [zb].
