Two guys are sitting at a bar talking and one guy asks the other guy, “Man, do you ever have a Freudian slip?”
“What are you talking about?” says the other guy.
“Well I was at the airport the other day and one of the clerks had really big norks and I meant to say, ‘Could I have two tickets to Pittsburgh,’ but I accidentally said, 'Could I have have two tickets to Titsburgh.”
The other guy says, “Oh yeah! I know what you’re talking about! I was sitting at the dinner table with my wife the other day and I meant to say, ‘Could you pass the salt please,’ but instead I said, 'Youve ruined my life you fat ugly cow!”
Cattleman:
Two guys are sitting at a bar talking and one guy asks the other guy, “Man, do you ever have a Freudian slip?”
“What are you talking about?” says the other guy.
“Well I was at the airport the other day and one of the clerks had really big norks and I meant to say, ‘Could I have two tickets to Pittsburgh,’ but I accidentally said, 'Could I have have two tickets to Titsburgh.”
The other guy says, “Oh yeah! I know what you’re talking about! I was sitting at the dinner table with my wife the other day and I meant to say, ‘Could you pass the salt please,’ but instead I said, 'Youve ruined my life you fat ugly cow!”
When’s the punch line due. 
■■? u saying u dont get it? 
