WHAT DO YOU THINK 
Job Title : LGV DRIVER — CLASS C (OLD CLASS 2 FOR THE
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Location : HAYDOCK
Hours : AS MANY AS I CAN SQUEEZE OUT OF YOU
Wage : NOT MUCH BUT IT BEATS COCKEL PICKING,
OVERTIME PAID AT TIME AND A BIT LESS
Employer : T******* *********
Duration : AS LONG AS YOU CAN STICK IT
Description : Applicants must have a clean category C licence (minor points accepted upto 12 plus a couple of bans) and be experienced at driving round in circles. Tacho experience not needed as company will instruct on how to break driving regulations.
Employer states that if applying for evenings drivers are required to have NO personal hygene skills and must be willing to steal everything that is’nt fastened down.
Employer has also added that although the fleet of vehicles is young it is very badly maintained and defects will be completely ignored.
Vacancy is over regulated hours as stated in the ‘working time directive’. But this does’nt matter because the law is irrelevant when it concerns t*******.
How to apply :
If your stupid enough
You can apply for this job by telephoning T******* direct on 01942 71**** (Chris M*******) or 01942 7***** (Darren *******)
- If you are looking for work, Tax Credits could top up your earnings but as most of you are “signing on” this is irrelevant.
This vacancy meets the requirements of the National Minimum Wage Act in Russia.
Edited to remove identification of individuals
