Anyone seen that new Skoda with turnable front fog lights?, how to ■■■■ Jammy off in one easy move.
Any fool who buys one of these is going to drive with them on all the time just because they turn the corners when you turn the wheel.
■■■■■■■ madness!!!.
They’re not fog lights, they’re “sporty front lights” now.
Its not just me that hates those richards that drive with fog lights on!!! 
I even saw one with just his sidelights and fogs on 
God help us! we are also moving into silly season so we will get a bit of fog, on 
come the bright red lights…and stay on…and on…and on,
CM:
God help us! we are also moving into silly season so we will get a bit of fog, on
Just open the window and throw a pebble at them when they’re sat in traffic in front of you! 
CM it was raining the other day and a load of idiots had them on!!!.
Maybe we should write on the back of wagons! The switch that puts fogs on also puts them off!!!, Mind you the frilly curtain and spotlighht trucker brigade drive with them on all the time too.
jammymutt:
Mind you the frilly curtain and spotlighht trucker brigade drive with them on all the time too.
True.
Ha ha
I’ve got a great trick that sorts the chavs out
The back of my van at a quick glance looks like the old bill especially in the dark
And i have a matrix sign on the roof mounted in the flashing light bar that can say loads of different things, one message i programmed reads
TURN
OFF
FRONT
FOGS !!!
Flashing in red letters
Sometimes this does not work so i flick special button number two which turns on the alternating red flashing lights mounted on the bumper,
Takes less than 30 seconds to get a reaction,
Gets me every time
which if the driver is awake is the one finger salute or the paint taken of the back doors from the 40 or so spotlights on the from hehe … 
According to the good old Highway Code:-
94: You MUST NOT
use any lights in a way which would dazzle or cause discomfort to other road users
use front or rear fog lights unless visibility is seriously reduced. You MUST switch them off when visibility improves to avoid dazzling other road users.
Law RVLR reg 27
But how many people these days actually bother to read it??
When asking one of my trainees about the Highway Code his answer was
"Oh, that;s that book they make you read before you geet your car licence isnt it?!
tintobg:
Its not just me that hates those richards that drive with fog lights on!!!I even saw one with just his sidelights and fogs on
a sure sign that a headlight bulb has gone, vosa or the old bill should pull them up and do a full light check.
Mothertrucker:
According to the good old Highway Code:-94: You MUST NOT
use any lights in a way which would dazzle or cause discomfort to other road users
use front or rear fog lights unless visibility is seriously reduced. You MUST switch them off when visibility improves to avoid dazzling other road users.
Law RVLR reg 27But how many people these days actually bother to read it??
When asking one of my trainees about the Highway Code his answer was
"Oh, that;s that book they make you read before you geet your car licence isnt it?!
I always keep an up todate copy in my cab. Handy for when someone moans at you for unloading on double yellows etc.
I even saw one with just his sidelights and fogs on
I think if you look in the highway code you can just use side lights if you’re in a lit street with a 30mph limit. All i ever use side lights for are parking lights though, if it’s at the point where you need lights on for driving i just go straight to dipped.
Fogs on in more than 100m visibility isnt legit though.