I am sure there was a thread on here with Drivers sayings and terms, but buggered if I can find it,
It just said in simple what Tramping/trunking etc was.
Cheers G
No you’re not going senile, I’ve just had a look at where I thought it used to be and lo and behold there it is
NOT
Well you could always try THIS ONE until it turns up 
Who are you ? , Do you have my pills?, Why are my shoes in the freezer? 
To much house time getting to ya Sem ?
There’s only three truckers sayings you need to know;
[1] the place is a ■■■■ hole
[2] its a piece of ■■■■
[3] and i told them what they could do
Thats all i seem to hear. Mostly from me too !!
Mike-C:
There’s only three truckers sayings you need to know;
[1] the place is a [zb] hole
[2] its a piece of ■■■■
[3] and i told them what they could doThats all i seem to hear. Mostly from me too !!
That last one should read,
“and I turned round and told them what they could do”, surely 
montana man:
Who are you ? , Do you have my pills?, Why are my shoes in the freezer?
To much house time getting to ya Sem ?
Thats the one
I could have sworn it was in the FAQ forum 
Yes MM, far to much house time, much longer I will be doing coffee’s avatar in real life
At least I got 3 days agency next week (at a firm I walked out of 6 months ago, so a good chance of being turned around at the gate on tues morn)
“It used to be a good job 20 years ago”
WHAT! i dont get outa bed for less than £20 an hour!, How many hours can i drive before i have to take a break!, Can you speak ENGERlish? 
i was earning more ten years ago and only worked 35 hours a week 
There’s no money in it anymore.
I was earning more 25 years ago.
those were the days when you had to sleep across the engine 
and above as said "I told him this,that ,the other and what he could do with his this,that the other etc
They should be called DRIVER TEMPLATES and should be taught when you train to become one.
bikemonkey you had an ENGINE push pull method but i got there
scania245:
bikemonkey you had an ENGINE
Horse and cart at first,used to warm myself off the heat generated on horses hooves,so sleeping over engine was just a mere walk in the park for the likes of a real man like me
horses you dont know you were born used to get reign rash something awful
scania245:
horses you dont know you were born
reign rash…luxury
I had to settle for good old fashioned rope burns
ROPE BURNS I WISH you tried unrefined HEMP and i started in the job before the wheel had been discovered (but it beat working for pollocks) big lorry little wage smart (zb)
Im a time served fitter, Im only driving this for a mate. I used to run a boozer in the East End when I Ieft the SAS. I done loads of middle east years ago,
Awwhite John 
Wheel Nut:
Im a time served fitter, Im only driving this for a mate. I used to run a boozer in the East End when I Ieft the SAS. I done loads of middle east years ago,Awwhite John
Not forgetting
“I was booked on the herald of free enterprise but missed it cos I was running late”