the nodding donkey:
Cold storage CEO. (University degree. Rich papa. Two years in the job)
“Blimey, we’ve increased the size of this new cold storage facility by about 10 times and doubled the height, and suddenly we can’t seem to keep the temperature steady by just blowing cold air in from the top. What ever can we do?”
Cold store employee. (3 gcse. 26 years in cold storage depot)
“Stands to reason, its a bigger space, blow it in from top and bottom”
Cold storage CEO.
“Don’t be ridiculous, what do you know about refrigeration? We’ll engage a specialist consultant”
Specialist consultant.
“I have spend 6 months writing this 397 page report, and recommend that you blow air in from both the top and the bottom of the warehouse. That’ll be £260.000 ta very much.”
Cold storage CEO.
“Due to expenditure this year, there will be no bonus for the employees. But because I solved the cooling problem, I get a £50.000 bonus, and extra share options”
Little bit more complex than that Donkey. Try calculating it yourself, you need the correct temps and airflow. Not simply blowing air. Stick to what you do best and pop my text into a grammar checker. Your making yourself look insane.
Calling out your spelling and grammatical errors would be a full time job, and I have better things to do.
Consultants are very good at two things. Making simple things look complicated. And blowing smoke up the arse of those who are in charge of companies.
What do you call 50 consultants on the bottom of the sea?
If they are in the titanic - then leave 'em there as usefully employed.
If they are in the Channel Tunnel - then just don’t plan on taking the Eurostar any time soon.
I’m constantly amazed by drivers who think that everyone’s earning big bucks. We earn more than a fireman or paramedic, and not much less than a teacher.
So a consultant fridge genius, who I think has demonstrated that he knows his stuff should be on more than £450 per day? Not in the real world I think, lots of high power jobs are ■■■■ money.
+1. I’m not sure if this is a wind up. Not because of the fridge knowledge. But this patronising aloof tone coming across. That can’t be real surely. All this Bach stuff??
+1. I’m not sure if this is a wind up. Not because of the fridge knowledge. But this patronising aloof tone coming across. That can’t be real surely. All this Bach stuff??
