leaving Tranmere to score first …
with a disastrous own goal …
which left his skiddies covered
a smelly Nutella like residue…
promptly identified as skid marks
after seeing an overpriced caravanette…
driven by an underpaid driver
struggling with a slipping clutch
caused by a dodgy mechanic …
but Jelly returned to Grimsby
to get his knees fixed
by foreign surgeon at Bupa
who was type two diabetic
and was a welsh boxer
with a false wooden leg
and a champion ballroom dancer
who had two left feet
but a superb can kicker
Wearing his dads bulled boots
which had seen loadsa service