In sticky fresh layered tarmac
so was disqualified leaving Yorkshire
at a rate of knots
wanting a return to Lancashire
for some of Betty`s hotpot …
only betty was in mablethorpe
having an affair with Claude
who was on day release …
from stobarts bridge training school
To watch Grimsby beat Tranmere
nailing jelly to a ceiling
Although Jelly wasn’t happy chappy
because his knees bent backwards
so his muscles then dissolved …
because of too much gelatine
worked into his clakkerbags until
there was no more room
EXPLOSION………Splattering over Tranmere ……….allowing…
explosion nah’ gelatine not gelinite
Or was it Jelly Tots ■■ …