so they pulled each others
legs and fell about laughing
about who had the shortest…
fattest, hairiest and whitest ever
■■■■…and bull story about
two peanuts one was assaulted
one had a cold…cashew.!
And they were both nuts
about Cadbury’s fruit and nut
leaving Turkish to be delighted
with their new flying carpets
overweight with the nutty slack
from a re-opened coal mine
alongside Notty Ash treacle mine
operated by Ken Dodd’s Diddymen
who had their hands up
Sooty n Sweeps and Orvill’s…
Backs, saying, in Geordie accent . . .
hoy a hammer ower here
and il kill harry corbett