The 5 Word Story

and said goodbye to dickynicky

Nicky was really sad now …

thought it was Tricky Dickie

No Harry its his twin

I can’t tell em’ apart

cliff edge was waiting for

Brexit going live on TV

and the can kicking Olympics

to be held in Sheffield

Big Bouncy Flouncy Brenda Promoting

every country winning except britain

a friend- less hell hole

where no’one ever willingly goes

Twinned with North Korea , Zimbabwewewe,

that was previously called bradford

which was twinned with Beirut

Bradfordistan Can Kickers score first

then the taliban blew up

a spare can to continue

but came without ring pull