Electric scooter or foldaway bike

It’s quite bizarre, because after a lifetime of being the most naff things in the world, mopeds are suddenly uber-trendy because of the London moped crime gangs.

Mine’s even trendier than average because of this sticker I put on it to show I am right down there “wiv da kidz” :wink:

Harry, MAN! Not when I’m eating chicken fried rice ffs! Now I’ve gotta clean me table!